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Single? Enzely 3al Gym

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El 7enayen “ matshedish 3ala nafsak keda laygelak robat saliby”

We all know that guy who walks up to you, wipes the sweat off your forehead and says “You are just perfect and you don’t need to workout aslan”. We, women,  aren’t attracted to this type of guys because there’s nothing challenging about it. We don’t want the type that’s ALWAYS on the lovey dovey side. Dude, seriously, keep your advice for yourself. I already know what I want and it’s not you.

El Coach “ 3ala fekra ana single w enta 3azim ya coach”

That coach who is being drooled over by all women on Instagram. The one that you only go to his classes to flirt and see flex. I think you can all name at least a few, no? Can you imagine one of them coming up to you just to help you poor, child, get your squats or bur-pees right?. Coach I swear, I am the luckiest to have you around to give me your guidance. P.S.” I Love You Coach.”

El Wa7sh “ hadid hadid hadid”

Imagine hitting the gym after a long day at work. You get yourself set up and you start your workout in peace, minding nothing and no one but your own business. And then, out of nowhere, you hear a mighty roar that sounds like “3AAAAHHHHHH”. You start looking around, when suddenly, it hits again “AHHHHHHH” and finally, El wa7sh appears. He is lifting heavy weights, you find yourself involuntarily staring at him because of all those muscles. They’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Eventually, hr turns around and looks at you in a dismissive manner. Why? Because he’s not into you, he’s into breaking his own record, right now. Finally, you snap out of it and slowly, you start getting back to your own workout, when you find yourself uttering “3ash ya wa7sh!”.

Tshoufy t2ouli okhtek “ cute aktar menak”

Today, women aren’t unfortunately your only challenge when you’re trying to get a man’s attention at the gym. Men are, too. You’ll sometimes find yourself stuck in a rut when the guy next to you has lips that are fuller than yours will ever be. He’s got his perfect, matching outfit on and is ready to go after your man! Well, not really your man in real life, but your man in your head.
Don’t get frustrated too soon. You can still befriend them and get on their good side.

Don’t get very frustrated they gotta be your best friends more than your girl friends maybe.

EL Tenak …. ANA 3AREF ENY MOZZ 3ALA FEKRA 

Now, you’re in a complete state of giving up and you start showing up in your PJs to the gym because it doesn’t even matter anymore. And BAM, you spot the hottest dude that you’ve ever seen in your entire, sad life. But, the only catch here is that he’s the most arrogant you’ve ever seen, as well. He doesn’t even notice all the little tricks you’re trying to play out. Don’t worry, he will not look. And finally, after countless trials, you find yourself thinking “TOZ FEEK!”

El Mlaza2

The one who never walks around without his tanning oil. He’s always sporting a wet hair look and always on the hunt for anyone to hook up with. My advice, stay away from him if you don’t want someone texting you “Enty 3asal awe!” After you’ve so moronically given him your number. Remember, even if you decide to lower your standards, there’s a certain degree to it.
And if you happen to fall into the trap of giving him your number, just immediately block him, afterwards.

 

7abib El banat kolaha “ Hi, I’m a social butterfly!”

The guy who only goes to the gym to take take selfies in order to show everyone that he actually goes to the gym. “Yeah, man! Working out is my life!”, “Behold, my biceps and triceps. Yep, this is, indeed a six pack”
He’ll try to mingle by starting a conversation with you, which will eventually lead to him sending you all sorts of friend requests on all social media platforms. He’ll intentionally take a photo with you, so he can post it on Instagram. So, girl, You’d better run for your life.
Ladies, the conclusion here is that the gym isn’t probably the best place to try to look for dates. If anything, it’s more on the disastrous side. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Good Luck Ladies

 

 

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New Platform Launched to Connect Volunteers With Work Opportunities

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New Platform Launched to Connect Volunteers to Work Opportunities

A new volunteer work portal has been launched yesterday by the Minister of Human Resources and Social Development Ahmed Al-Rajhi, the portal that links between volunteers and providers of volunteer jobs is expected to contribute greatly to the 2030 vision. 

The portal aims at providing a platform that will bring together willing volunteers in different fields and provide them with several opportunities, in an attempt to properly organize volunteer work.

Minister Al-Rajhi said that the portal will help support the Kingdom’s efforts towards achieving the goals of the 2030 Vision, through accomplishing sustainable development in all fields.

“The platform will also contribute to meeting the Kingdom’s requirements in the current phase that requires everyone to work together wholeheartedly to serve the country and the society,” the minister said.

This volunteer work portal will be linked to the National Information Center, whereas hours of volunteer work, number of times volunteer work carried out, and the agencies involved in volunteer work will all be documented in the Absher portal of the Ministry of Interior.

The platform also comes in a time where it’s necessary for all of us to join our forces and face the threat of the pandemic, it comes just in time to confront the threat of coronavirus and work together towards putting an end to it.

In light of this, the ministry hopes that the platform will help serve those affected by the pandemic and the damage caused by the virus, by encouraging the capabilities and energies of volunteers in the Kingdom.

 

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Coronavirus: Some Good News For Some tranquility

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Amidst this coronavirus scare, we know that horrifying news are constantly coming your way so today we just want you to take a breath, lay back and relax for the government is doing the best it can to contain the outbreak.

Several crucial steps have been taken by the Saudi government, to ensure the flattening of the curve and to drastically reduce and eventually eliminate the spread of the virus.

Below are some of these steps that we hope can help you find some peace of mind!

Imposing A national Curfew 

The national curfew will not only help limit the spread and ensure the safety of many but it will also help foster a sense of unity across Saudi Arabia. 

The curfew was a much needed measure to be taken and we have faith that with all of us staying at home, with restaurants and cafes closed, this will soon come to an end.

The $32 Billion Grant To Offset The Impact Of Coronavirus On Economy

The government on Friday revealed stimulus measures amounting to 120 Saudi billion riyals ($32 billion) in an attempt to support an economy hit by the double blow of the coronavirus crisis and dramatically lower oil prices.

The Saudi National Disease Center Kicked Off COVID-19 Study

Just last week, the Saudi National Center for Disease Control and Prevention (Weqaya) has announced the kick off of a study into the coronavirus using the “next generation” of genetic sequencing techniques.

The work carried out in its laboratories will help locate cases of COVID-19 infection and track the spread of the disease.

Drastic decline in coronavirus cases in Qatif

After the city was under lock down, the number of cases has fallen drastically and up until Sunday, there only four new cases reported.

Saudi Red Crescent Launches Coronavirus Online Awareness Initiative

The Saudi Red Crescent Authority (SRCA) launched a distance learning awareness initiative about coronavirus control and prevention.

It included 2,800 SRCA members, more than 3,000 volunteers, 220 students, and 1,100 trainees from the education and health ministries and other sectors.

These precautionary measures are all reasons to have some peace of mind, they’re the reasons we have got to have faith in our country and that it’s doing its best to help end this. So today, choose not to worry, choose your mental health.
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The Kingdom Ranked 2nd in The Arab World in World Happiness Report

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The Kingdom Ranked 2nd in The Arab World in World Happiness Report

The Kingdom has been ranked the 2nd in the Arab World and the 27th globally in the World Happiness Report 2020 that includes 156 counties.

The World Happiness Report is issued annually by the UN and it measures the entertainment, happiness and quality of life indices. With all the Kingdom’s efforts in providing citizens with a better quality of life, it made perfect sense for Saudi Arabia to be ranked the second.

The report also evaluated 186 cities from around the world in terms of happiness and entertainment, Madinah made it to the 46th place, while Jeddah was ranked the 59th, Riyadh 62nd and Makkah 65th.

In light of this achievement, the report also expects that Riyadh, Jeddah and Madinah will be listed among the Best Twenty Cities in the World.

Mazrou’ Bin Salah Al-Mazrou’, the Spokesman of the Quality of Life Program highlighted that achieving such a ranking is a true indication of the efforts being exerted in an attempt to maintain social welfare.

“Advancing one place means a lot, as the world is also progressing. We are not alone in the race. The Kingdom has superseded important countries at the global level, like Spain, Italy and South Korea.”

“We’ll exert more efforts to make the Kingdom the pioneering country in terms of quality of life worldwide. This is part of a big movement coming under the Kingdom’s Vision 2030 and other projects launched by the Saudi leadership recently.” He added.

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